Nicole vs. Life
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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