is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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