Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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