The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Don't make out with my wife yet
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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