dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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