Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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