You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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