when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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