absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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