We won't sleep together?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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