Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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