Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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