Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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