Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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