just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
