i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
soo... how was my night?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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