I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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