Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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