Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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