Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Everything about him screamed your future.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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