No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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