Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i think i have herpe
just one?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
