All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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