Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
soo... how was my night?
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