Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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