I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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