Cold hands, warm shart.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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