I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
