I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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