so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Randomize
