i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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