More tranny stories later!
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
How does one acquire holy water?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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