We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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