Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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