great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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