she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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