so explain again why im purple
no
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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