i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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