im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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