11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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