Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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