we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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