Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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