After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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