let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Randomize
