I CAN MOONWALK!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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