you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I smell stomach acid.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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