I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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