My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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