I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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