Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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