And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
my shit smells like andre
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
