You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Randomize
