Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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